Lewis Black
Field: arts
Comedian Lewis Black delivers a humorous commencement address to UC San Diego graduates, joking about being an unlikely choice as speaker while offering candid life advice. He urges graduates to preserve their sense of humor, pursue their dreams rather than money, and avoid common job-interview mistakes like using phones. He closes by challenging graduates to hold onto their idealism and do better than his generation in improving the world.
Key moments
- 01 Self-deprecating jokes about being the first school to invite him
- 02 Advice to cultivate a sense of humor to survive a world full of idiots
- 03 Job interview tips, including turning off your phone and rejecting multitasking
- 04 Encouragement to pursue your dream over money and hold onto idealism
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Lewis Black at UC San Diego, 2013
A comic commencement map about absurdity, uncertainty, plain speech, civic frustration, and staying human in the noise.
Speech arc
- 01Coastal stage
Opening move
- 02Comedy lens
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- 03Uncertainty
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- 04Absurd maps
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- 05Plain speech
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- 06Useful anger
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- 07Humanity
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- 08Voice
Final charge
Map: Life after college is not a guaranteed route
Black turns commencement uncertainty into comic material, reminding graduates that confusion and detours are part of the actual terrain.
Uncertainty
The speech refuses the neat-plan fantasy and treats not knowing as ordinary.
Humor
Comedy becomes a survival tool for absurd transitions.
Attention
Looking closely at what is strange helps graduates understand the world they are entering.
Black turns commencement uncertainty into comic material, reminding graduates that confusion and detours are part of the actual terrain.
Signal: Outrage needs direction to become useful
The address distinguishes empty anger from informed, purposeful speech, pushing graduates to read, question, and say what matters clearly.
Facts
Frustration is paired with information rather than noise.
Civic
The speech casts comedy and candor as ways to challenge public nonsense.
Discipline
Anger becomes constructive only when it is aimed at something worth fixing.
The address distinguishes empty anger from informed, purposeful speech, pushing graduates to read, question, and say what matters clearly.
• Key takeaways •
Keep your humor sharp
Connects to humor.
Tell the truth plainly
Connects to uncertainty.
Expect detours
Connects to truth.
Protect your humanity
Connects to civic responsibility.
Use your voice
Connects to empathy.
Closing charge
Black’s closing current runs through friends, curiosity, empathy, and the courage to speak plainly without losing decency.
The real assignment is to keep your humanity intact
People
Friends, family, mentors, and classmates keep the next chapter grounded.
Curiosity
Learning does not end at commencement; it becomes a habit of paying attention.
Voice
Graduates are charged to speak up, stay useful, and make the room smarter.
Black’s closing current runs through friends, curiosity, empathy, and the courage to speak plainly without losing decency.
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BROKEN transcript link (checked 2026-06-26): graduationwisdom.com repurposed into lifestyle blog; speech pages gone. Provenance: Imported from NPR commencement archive
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